What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

True - how I loved my mum!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What! how could you do that?

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Do you know what she said mum?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

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Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”